Airbus Fright

I should now be studying in my hotel room. But I am feeling rather bored and sleepy.
Damn, I have the whole room to myself and I will have a hard time coping tonight.

Arrived safely (Thank Lord!) despite the distressing 40 minutes of rough flight.
I have never been on a plane ride feeling my heart in my mouth. The ride was so bumpy that at certain point, we (the passengers) were lifted off our seats as we felt the plane dipped for God-knows-how-many-meters. Screams filled the whole cabin, and it was really terrifying.

Apart from the dipping, the rest of the 40-minute journey was nothing else but a shit load full of tremendous shakes. So it has caused me to resent clouds after this experience. Because they were the "evil" culprit behind all the terror.

Praying very hard that my flight back on Wednesday would be less eventful. (Fingers crossed)

Gaa.. and the conference starts tomorrow. Boring~

Revival

It's Jade Resurrected!

There has been countless times where I wanted to blog my thoughts but the exhuastion just kicks in the moment I switch on my laptop. Damn! Not my fault right?!

Well, for the pure benefit of those who remembers my baby's birthday, the snapshots of her celebration is now available at her own web space.

I would really love to type in more things but I have to start working on my assignment like about NOW. The dateline is on Monday (13-Apr-09, 12 noon)

I'm totally consumed by eveything. Just one word to describe, drained.

Almost Gone

Kinda told Jaslin & Dawn that this is what I'll do to my blog, something that best describes what's been happening around here...



Busy packing... Spending New Year away, Winter clothes.. check. Jamie... check... Passport...check... Bye peeps!!!

Just Another Entry

On friday evening, the girls made their dinner and drinks arrangement for Fion who will be celebrating her birthday today.

The meet-up was great except when they mentioned about the passing of DLS's favourite tea lady, I was reduced to tears instantly. She was one amiable tea-lady whom I'll never forget, and she makes the greatest tea.

Cancer.

Over the past month, I've heard a handful of people who've passed due to cancer. The hubby's ex-officer (Colon cancer). A colleague's spouse (Nose cancer). A relative of mine (Liver cancer). And my favourite tea-lady (Stomach cancer).

Life's the way it is and death comes to everyone eventually.

Just another random and emo entry. Duh, nights.

Lazy lah.. ..

Still alive, just lazy lor

So Here I Am

Did anyone even notice my absence? No?! Dammit... Probably because this site is no longer open for all eyes. And I can randomly vomit my thoughts.

Some updates.. The Hub's been very clingy lately, keeping me very occupied. And beyond his presence, I can only do things such as working, gyming & swimming. Anyway, it's been monotonous.

And so.. I went to the gym and did my usual workouts.. Can't feel healthier.. Wahahaha!! Just yesterday while I was merrily rowing, I couldn't help notice this mascular-build man who was also rowing beside me. And I couldn't help noticing him giving off an odor that was suffocating. I NEED AIR. As much as I wanted to run away from the station but my determination to complete the distance kept me going.

So as usual, the Hub will pick me up after my sessions. While I walked towards the carpark and was approaching his car, somebody called from behind. It's the mascular-build-odor-man,
claiming that he didn't wanna freak me out and just thought that we could be friends.. Well I thought he looked young and could even possibly be younger than me. Well of course that's not the point lah... Situation was tense because I could feel the Hub's eyes on us although he never stepped out of the car. Said no and then bye lor. Duh~ Waste time...

Hahaha... this bitch.

Further to my previous entry, I'm starting to believe that either there's a puncture somewhere or, my bosom, having a mind of its own, decides to self-compact!!! (Self-soothe...self-soothe)

SHIT. As usual, the Hub raises his concerns a couple of times. Ya right, concern...
As most of you would probably think that these are just bedroom issues between partners but I shared my thoughts with a guy friend who actually was comforting.. part of our conversation went something like...

"Hubby said my boobs are smaller now =( "

"How dare he say that. FUCK! He can say anything else but not your boobs! So insensitive!"

"Erm... actually I'm fine with the way I am, and to start with, I've never been well-endowed"
(which makes it all the more pathetic)

"Don't worry, You look fine. You got the right stuff. So just forget about what he said."

"Ya... thanks.."

"You're just nice the way you are now. Ignore him, not appreciative."

"Yep.. i know, that's the only way.. else? Boob job?... kekekeke...

And yadda yadda... conversation goes on...

F**K. Where has the sun been lately?
I miss you...my tan is fading... F**k

I Got tiny Boobs?

That wasn't exactly a question... more like a self-analysis, I know me too well.

Bumped into Gilbert at the gym yesterday evening doing his periodic weight-lifting... and after I've completed some 30mins on the tread-mill.. he offered:

"Wanna lift weights?"

"Huh? like how heavy? For what?"

"30kg... goood"

"Good for?"

"Builds my chest, builds yours too...ahem.."

"F**k.. I dun need that.."

Some Thoughts

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Boo-Hoo...

Limits

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Out of the Darkness, Comes the Knight

Saw "The Dark Knight" over the weekend.

Even though I never quite learn how to appreciate Batman but I still enjoyed this movie because of Heath Ledger. For he'd displayed the role of Joker so brilliantly that it stirred feelings of fondness and fear.

Although it was not shown that the Joker was caught eventually and with Batman on the run, we might just see the return of the iconic duo (Batman & Joker) again but sadly, the late Heath Ledger will not be around to captivate me with the role that he has created.

And the worst thing about the movie? Too freaking long!!

But anyway, Why So Serious? It's just a show.

Hahaha.. I just lurve that tagline. Why So Serious...Why So Serious... Why So Serious... Why So Serious... .. See it for Ledger, he was fantastic.

Oops, I did it again

Once again, Jade decides to perform her favourite stunt.
That is... to FAINT

YES.. after 1 hr 30 mins of continuous hardcore tanning (1130hrs - 1300hrs)...
Jade collapsed by the pool... resulting to mutiple abrasions especially the one below her right eye.

You see, this girl is extremely prone to fainting and when it happens, she'd just black out, drop and injure herself in any way that you can think of.

Eh, nothing out of the extraordinary because that's my only "special skill" okay?!
Me is definitely not weak, it was just that the sun was too hot and I had no water but I'll make it a point to drink during future tanning sessions.

p/s: Jaslin & Fion... our tanning session is still on. (OKAY??!!!)

Speech-less

The Boss: "You are my motivation to come to work everyday.."
Me: "Huh?!"

And there I was, lost for words, utterly speechless.

The Return of the....

Ahem... [makes a "GRAND" entrance] Well hullo! I'm back, from nowhere.

Frankly, I've got tonnes of updates but kinda lost the drive to blog. Except for some not so new news.. I've switched jobs [er okay, so you know that obviously?!] and my new office is like 15 minutes from home..[alright, and you know that too?!]

Erm.. what else, I got myself a new look. Not so new actually, I had this hairstyle like 4 years ago. Anyway ta-dah!! And this is for now... ...

Yup... and that's 4 freaking years back in history..

Right, I'm blogging just for the sake of blogging. Saw the Zohan followed by Get Smart. Hilarious and I only meant Adam Sandler who was frigging lame but definitely entertaining.

So now let's talk about something new and I mean really new.
Since I started my new job, I now go to work and reaches the office at 8.30 every morning and sometimes even earlier.
And I was amazed by me because it never happened in the past 2 years when I was with the "PRESTIGE company". You see back then, nobody in my clique (except Jas) starts work at 8.30, we only do the 10 o'clock shift my dear.

And I miss that, only that. Oh, and the coffee breaks... and that's about all. It's getting late and I'm waking up at 7.30 tomorrow. See?! Fancy that coming from me? Amazed anot?!

Unjust Innovation

I was telling The Hub about the beastly Austrian who raped his daughter and fathered 7 of her kids. And talk about Austria, that's where the innovative prison is located. In Leoben. And then, it struck me that he could possibly be savoring every moment of his luxurious jail-term thanking everybody who made his arrest possible. OMFG!

Why would a prison environment be so beautifully designed? To encourage prisoners to reform or just to make them stay longer?

I would love to move into a prison if it looks this good.

Me is back!

I've been putting off blogging because I was somewhat confused, indecisive and most importantly, busy negotiating a rough patch at work.

Why?

Now if anyone noticed, the thing is that they guilt-trip me! When I contemplate even the slightest possibilty of an alternative, before I can even decide.
Talk about what my future will be like.. Well, look who's talking.

And I shall now interrupt your enjoyment of the recent lack of entries with an important announcement.. ..
My arduous period is OVER!! I can now roast chicken wings over an open fire fuelled by the endless stacks of documents. (Okay, that sounds way too selfish and somewhat sinful) I shall roast marshmallows instead. Sweet!

I tried to recall what exactly happened during the period of my absence and some details from last month nudged their way in. It's like one day cannot be seperated from the next because every day is so saturated with the same damn thing. And as a result, work is becoming something of an exercise wheel, only it's automated so we pack of rats don't have a choice but run.

Well anyway, it's official.
And I'm lovin' it.

"Blank"

The severe lack of updates..

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Yah.. erm.. for no apparent reason.

Hooked

OMG! I love Wahjong. The animations are so damn cute and I so enjoy playing with nude triplets.

Lady J8de 01

Lady J8de 02

Lady J8de 03 (Wahahahaha)

Try it at http://www.viwawa.com/ and it's certainly better than.. yewww..Facebook.. yeww....

Another Death

Another daunting piece of news for the early 2008.

First it was our local actor/host, Jimmy Nah known to us as 'MC King'.
Followed by Sir Edmund Hillary who was one of the first climbers to have reached the summit of Mount Everest.
Then it was Heath Ledger who acted in the movie "Brokeback Mountain".
And following closely to him was Indonesia's former President Suharto
Weeks later (today), our renown Hong Kong entertainer known for her bouffant hairstyle & wing-tip glasses, Lydia Sum.

She passed away this morning in Hong Kong, after a two year battle with liver cancer.

I mean what more can we expect when this handful of people are already dying just beginning of the year.
Yes I know the fact that people die and they do it everyday.

Even Ah Meng left us.

New Look

again.. till I get bored of it.. again.
For now, just let me enjoy its simplicity.

Hello.. Me is Back

It's been aeons since I last blogged.

Looking back, I realised my entries were mainly overly self-absorbed thus boring and excessive indulgence in self-pity but WTF, it's my blog & my space.

CNY will be coming to its end this Thursday and here I am blogging about how I spent my New Year. Blah.. It was.. well, like that lor.

Been suffering dizzy spells in the mornings, I don't know why. And congratulate me NOT.. I'm definitely un-expecting.

Niki and Trina were self-invited to my humble abode on Friday evening to help clear the bottles of beer left from CNY.. And one of them threw me a very interesting question which nobody has ever asked.

Qns: You see, when you are married, the Wife will usually select the bedsheets, and will the Husband disagree with her flowery taste?

My Answer: No, because so long he has a bed to sleep in and gets it most of the time, he's generally a happy man. So, the boy doesn't mind my flowery taste when selecting bedsheets.

Blame it on Aussino.

Digressing.. .. ..

As I was in the mode of high concentration watching American Gangster on dvd last night, a loud tele-conversation between the Husband and his colleague burst out from the room. It was about money.
Apparently, he owes the Husband a few grands. Which of course pisses him off but pissed me even more. So I'm gonna call him the Motha-fucker from this point onwards.. ..

So the Husband forced the motha-fucker to take up a loan from an ah-long (loanshark) to repay his debt(s), and the Husband introduced a "friend" to "help" the motha-fucker.
Hmmm.. getting interesting. I put a pause to American Gangster for a while and placed my full concentration trying to eavesdrop on the Husband instead.

I shouldn't be exposing this here but who cares, no names mentioned. Based on every $1,000 borrowed, the debtor will only get a cash of $800 which he has to make payment of $200 on a fortnightly basis for 6 times.

Wah kaoz.. do your maths.. so easy money, i mean for the creditor of course. Lend $800 and gets back $1,200. Cash leh, no minimum income required. Hahahahaha!!! And can get to bash up that motha-fucker some more.

Seriously, ask why I am pissed.. because that few grands could make some freaking good use lor. I need new bag, new camera, etc etc.. Dammit.

Of course I wouldn't encourage borrowing from such "financal companies".. That motha-fucker is probably desperate for money because he not only owes the Husband. Bless his poor soul, for he might be fired from the SAF or land himself in the detention barracks.. maybe...

Tonight.. We'll drive down to the friend's pub. And take along that motha-fucker & his 2 guarantors of course.