Airbus Fright

I should now be studying in my hotel room. But I am feeling rather bored and sleepy.
Damn, I have the whole room to myself and I will have a hard time coping tonight.

Arrived safely (Thank Lord!) despite the distressing 40 minutes of rough flight.
I have never been on a plane ride feeling my heart in my mouth. The ride was so bumpy that at certain point, we (the passengers) were lifted off our seats as we felt the plane dipped for God-knows-how-many-meters. Screams filled the whole cabin, and it was really terrifying.

Apart from the dipping, the rest of the 40-minute journey was nothing else but a shit load full of tremendous shakes. So it has caused me to resent clouds after this experience. Because they were the "evil" culprit behind all the terror.

Praying very hard that my flight back on Wednesday would be less eventful. (Fingers crossed)

Gaa.. and the conference starts tomorrow. Boring~

Haphazard Thoughts

We were at Sim Lim Square and Hubby asked if I wanted Wii for my birthday.
"I don't have time to play games lah..".. And so, the hubby bought another (his forth) psp. Ya he is very free, unlike me. Gaa!

There's a reason why I never liked Sim Lim Square. It's saturated with utterly deceitful merchants. We had to make 3 resentful trips to the same shop to "fix" his gadget before it can be used to play games. Kaoz!

Anyway, talk about the coming trip to Bangkok for my first Managerial Conference. So afraid that I'll be trampled to death by the Red Shirts, the venue was changed to Kuala Lumpur.

And the first person to cheer in consent is the father.
The parents have been calling me every other day just to ask, "How now? You still going Bangkok ah? Don't go lah, let other colleague go lor..."
So it's the attitude of "other people die also never mind lah, own daughter must stay alive".

Wahahaa.. as I'm typing, Jamie is stamping up and down mimicking an elephant and singing "yippi yai yai yippi yippi yai...". Upon her demand, I have to play the lion. I wonder why, why lion? Hmm... bye!

Revival

It's Jade Resurrected!

There has been countless times where I wanted to blog my thoughts but the exhuastion just kicks in the moment I switch on my laptop. Damn! Not my fault right?!

Well, for the pure benefit of those who remembers my baby's birthday, the snapshots of her celebration is now available at her own web space.

I would really love to type in more things but I have to start working on my assignment like about NOW. The dateline is on Monday (13-Apr-09, 12 noon)

I'm totally consumed by eveything. Just one word to describe, drained.

Some Thoughts

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Boo-Hoo...

Limits

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Out of the Darkness, Comes the Knight

Saw "The Dark Knight" over the weekend.

Even though I never quite learn how to appreciate Batman but I still enjoyed this movie because of Heath Ledger. For he'd displayed the role of Joker so brilliantly that it stirred feelings of fondness and fear.

Although it was not shown that the Joker was caught eventually and with Batman on the run, we might just see the return of the iconic duo (Batman & Joker) again but sadly, the late Heath Ledger will not be around to captivate me with the role that he has created.

And the worst thing about the movie? Too freaking long!!

But anyway, Why So Serious? It's just a show.

Hahaha.. I just lurve that tagline. Why So Serious...Why So Serious... Why So Serious... Why So Serious... .. See it for Ledger, he was fantastic.

Oops, I did it again

Once again, Jade decides to perform her favourite stunt.
That is... to FAINT

YES.. after 1 hr 30 mins of continuous hardcore tanning (1130hrs - 1300hrs)...
Jade collapsed by the pool... resulting to mutiple abrasions especially the one below her right eye.

You see, this girl is extremely prone to fainting and when it happens, she'd just black out, drop and injure herself in any way that you can think of.

Eh, nothing out of the extraordinary because that's my only "special skill" okay?!
Me is definitely not weak, it was just that the sun was too hot and I had no water but I'll make it a point to drink during future tanning sessions.

p/s: Jaslin & Fion... our tanning session is still on. (OKAY??!!!)

Speech-less

The Boss: "You are my motivation to come to work everyday.."
Me: "Huh?!"

And there I was, lost for words, utterly speechless.

The Return of the....

Ahem... [makes a "GRAND" entrance] Well hullo! I'm back, from nowhere.

Frankly, I've got tonnes of updates but kinda lost the drive to blog. Except for some not so new news.. I've switched jobs [er okay, so you know that obviously?!] and my new office is like 15 minutes from home..[alright, and you know that too?!]

Erm.. what else, I got myself a new look. Not so new actually, I had this hairstyle like 4 years ago. Anyway ta-dah!! And this is for now... ...

Yup... and that's 4 freaking years back in history..

Right, I'm blogging just for the sake of blogging. Saw the Zohan followed by Get Smart. Hilarious and I only meant Adam Sandler who was frigging lame but definitely entertaining.

So now let's talk about something new and I mean really new.
Since I started my new job, I now go to work and reaches the office at 8.30 every morning and sometimes even earlier.
And I was amazed by me because it never happened in the past 2 years when I was with the "PRESTIGE company". You see back then, nobody in my clique (except Jas) starts work at 8.30, we only do the 10 o'clock shift my dear.

And I miss that, only that. Oh, and the coffee breaks... and that's about all. It's getting late and I'm waking up at 7.30 tomorrow. See?! Fancy that coming from me? Amazed anot?!

Unjust Innovation

I was telling The Hub about the beastly Austrian who raped his daughter and fathered 7 of her kids. And talk about Austria, that's where the innovative prison is located. In Leoben. And then, it struck me that he could possibly be savoring every moment of his luxurious jail-term thanking everybody who made his arrest possible. OMFG!

Why would a prison environment be so beautifully designed? To encourage prisoners to reform or just to make them stay longer?

I would love to move into a prison if it looks this good.

That's IT, Austria, No more basements!

A nauseating piece of news where 73-yr-old Austrian reveals underground dungeon where he fathered SEVEN children with his imprisoned daughter. (Father confesses to years of abuse in "House of Horrors")

No one would ever be able to imagine the excruciating torture the daughter went through for the past 24 years, being imprisoned and repeatedly raped by her own father. The 73 year old is undeniably a perverted beast.

And he just LOOKS evil. Agree? And why do evil people always look evil? Is it because we know their crimes? Or is it nature's way of saying, "Watch out."
I feel sorry for the inbred children. It would be unfortunate enough to have this man as your grandfather, but to have him as your father AND grandfather is just a double dose of genetic evil.

Oh, and I have to question the whole part of the story where the wife didn't know what was going on. How the fuck do you not pick up on something going on downstairs in the cellar? Who the hell doesn't venture into their own basement for two decades?

Seriously? Your daughter has been down there for TWENTY-FOUR freaking years. And the poor woman even gave birth down there!

This guy really needs to be fucking slaughtered.

Me is back!

I've been putting off blogging because I was somewhat confused, indecisive and most importantly, busy negotiating a rough patch at work.

Why?

Now if anyone noticed, the thing is that they guilt-trip me! When I contemplate even the slightest possibilty of an alternative, before I can even decide.
Talk about what my future will be like.. Well, look who's talking.

And I shall now interrupt your enjoyment of the recent lack of entries with an important announcement.. ..
My arduous period is OVER!! I can now roast chicken wings over an open fire fuelled by the endless stacks of documents. (Okay, that sounds way too selfish and somewhat sinful) I shall roast marshmallows instead. Sweet!

I tried to recall what exactly happened during the period of my absence and some details from last month nudged their way in. It's like one day cannot be seperated from the next because every day is so saturated with the same damn thing. And as a result, work is becoming something of an exercise wheel, only it's automated so we pack of rats don't have a choice but run.

Well anyway, it's official.
And I'm lovin' it.

April Fool again.. ..

It's 1st April again. Time really really flies.. it felt like just yesterday when I posted an entry on the origin of April Fool.

Even Kenny Sia decided to ''quit'' blogging. Let's just wait & see.. ..

Manhunt

Freaking funny. I like the Harry Potter version.

Another Death

Another daunting piece of news for the early 2008.

First it was our local actor/host, Jimmy Nah known to us as 'MC King'.
Followed by Sir Edmund Hillary who was one of the first climbers to have reached the summit of Mount Everest.
Then it was Heath Ledger who acted in the movie "Brokeback Mountain".
And following closely to him was Indonesia's former President Suharto
Weeks later (today), our renown Hong Kong entertainer known for her bouffant hairstyle & wing-tip glasses, Lydia Sum.

She passed away this morning in Hong Kong, after a two year battle with liver cancer.

I mean what more can we expect when this handful of people are already dying just beginning of the year.
Yes I know the fact that people die and they do it everyday.

Even Ah Meng left us.

Hello.. Me is Back

It's been aeons since I last blogged.

Looking back, I realised my entries were mainly overly self-absorbed thus boring and excessive indulgence in self-pity but WTF, it's my blog & my space.

CNY will be coming to its end this Thursday and here I am blogging about how I spent my New Year. Blah.. It was.. well, like that lor.

Been suffering dizzy spells in the mornings, I don't know why. And congratulate me NOT.. I'm definitely un-expecting.

Niki and Trina were self-invited to my humble abode on Friday evening to help clear the bottles of beer left from CNY.. And one of them threw me a very interesting question which nobody has ever asked.

Qns: You see, when you are married, the Wife will usually select the bedsheets, and will the Husband disagree with her flowery taste?

My Answer: No, because so long he has a bed to sleep in and gets it most of the time, he's generally a happy man. So, the boy doesn't mind my flowery taste when selecting bedsheets.

Blame it on Aussino.

Digressing.. .. ..

As I was in the mode of high concentration watching American Gangster on dvd last night, a loud tele-conversation between the Husband and his colleague burst out from the room. It was about money.
Apparently, he owes the Husband a few grands. Which of course pisses him off but pissed me even more. So I'm gonna call him the Motha-fucker from this point onwards.. ..

So the Husband forced the motha-fucker to take up a loan from an ah-long (loanshark) to repay his debt(s), and the Husband introduced a "friend" to "help" the motha-fucker.
Hmmm.. getting interesting. I put a pause to American Gangster for a while and placed my full concentration trying to eavesdrop on the Husband instead.

I shouldn't be exposing this here but who cares, no names mentioned. Based on every $1,000 borrowed, the debtor will only get a cash of $800 which he has to make payment of $200 on a fortnightly basis for 6 times.

Wah kaoz.. do your maths.. so easy money, i mean for the creditor of course. Lend $800 and gets back $1,200. Cash leh, no minimum income required. Hahahahaha!!! And can get to bash up that motha-fucker some more.

Seriously, ask why I am pissed.. because that few grands could make some freaking good use lor. I need new bag, new camera, etc etc.. Dammit.

Of course I wouldn't encourage borrowing from such "financal companies".. That motha-fucker is probably desperate for money because he not only owes the Husband. Bless his poor soul, for he might be fired from the SAF or land himself in the detention barracks.. maybe...

Tonight.. We'll drive down to the friend's pub. And take along that motha-fucker & his 2 guarantors of course.

Tony vs nostalgia

Eddie repeatedly emphasised that Tony Leung could have easily passed off as a porn star with his excellent love scenes in the uncensored version of the movie "Lust, Caution"

So he thought Tony was kinda good (in his act) and he lent me his DVD. And that indicates? I can also rate his steamy love-making scenes and whether that man will be able to make it big in the Pornography industry should he ever consider to make changes.

Blah.. I fell asleep just 15mins into the show. And it goes to show that only the explicit scenes and moves can stir interest, though I've never seen porn all my life (and ya, who would believe me right?)... Whatever..

Well at this moment of my life, nothing beats Desperate Housewives just because I didn't think much of the series back then when it was a hit, I'm now watching all seasons of the Housewives, back to back.
So It reminds me of my secondary school days when Rachel, Ross and Friends were the topic. And I begin to reminisce, how everyone grew and changed over the years.

Somebody once gave me a word of caution on my 21st birthday and it felt like yesterday. "Once you hit the big 21, you'll begin to notice that time really do fly and there's no looking back. And before you know it, you're 31."

Fantastic. I'm clearly in my mid-twenties now.
Good.. can't wait to grow old to see my wrinkled face in the mirror and hopefully I don't die before that.

into the new year

I'm not gonna make new year resolutions anymore because they will never work out. I can say that I'm pretty contented with my life and everything that I have so far.

I also thank God for Jamie for I love her more than anything else.

And that's that. Happy New Year!

1900-donate-to-who???

Couple of weeks ago, I was chatting with my parents over dinner. We talked about Durai with his golden tap that's flowing peanuts and I subtly mentioned about our local charity hero, Reverend Shi Ming Yi. (he, who has performed many, many stunts on television)

Me: "Since that Durai can have a golden tap, maybe that Ming Yi drives a Lamborghini.."

Bro: "Wahahaha! Ya hor.. they could be in the whole thing together.."

Dad: "Hey! He's a Venerable, very very holy and you all cannot say such things about him."

Me: "Aiyah! Say say only mah.. but really loh, who knows.."

Dad: "By saying such things, you will not hurt him but in return you are committing a sin."

Me: ".. .. .." -_-

And so, I didn't think much of that conversation again.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, the Thursday news reported that.. Ren Ci Hospital is now going through investigations for "financial irregularities".. Uh-oh... Conflict of interest...tsk tsk tsk

See, yours truely is so "zhoon" (accurate)
Come on lah, Pa.. want 4D number anot??

i have decided to ...

take things say

worry less

care less

ignore anything that does not concern me

not be affected by what others say

do less work

not flare up easily

leave work on time

consider job options outside "The Company"

smile more

frown less

shop more, online

be a happier person