As wretched as they may be, these horrible creatures always makes me bawl. They never cease to give me the creeps. I fugging HATE them!
Just the other night, I was happily watching Discovery Channel in Mr Li's arms when the most revolting truth was exposed. - "Gross Facts and Information about Cockroaches"
My first reaction: "Wah lau eh!!" (goose-bumps)
Mr Li: "Ok ok, we change channel." (lifts the remote control)
Me: "Wait wait wait, see what they say about these stupid things."
Do you know that?
Cockroaches are so hardy that they can live up to days without their heads before they finally die. And you thought decapitation solved everything.
In fact, they can pull through without food for a month, but will only survive a week without water.
The roach community my even be higher than the human population because they are able to breed quickly enough that their species doubles every minute. Some female cockroaches mate once and remain pregnant for the rest of their lives. Assuming 1 man = 7 cockroaches. Do your own calculations. Omfg!
And while the rest of us will be blown into radioactive dust, the roaches will pick up the pieces and start over again. Why? It's because they are more resistant to radiation compared to human beings. So, if a nuclear war was to level the Earth, cockroaches would be the only survivors. Cool? No way man.
Me: "Wah piang eh, disgusting lor!" (shivers, clutching pooh & piglet in each hand)
Mr Li: "Scared still want to watch!? ......" (Sighs)
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