Gone Bonkers, Imagination running wild

The following conversation will prove how difficult life is and it's causing us to be part schizophrenic beings.

ME: "Muack! Thanks for the effort. But what is the Pink font trying to prove?? -_-
So next time if I don't answer your phonecalls, I'll probably be having sex, 'cos it's more important / pleasurable than taking phonecalls.. Wahahahahaha!!!
Anyways.. Prince William was born on the 22 June.. so do we share the same interest???
-ahem-"

JASLIN: "Erm... Since Prince William born on 22 June.. I dun think he share same interest as u.. maybe Sobi's. And I purposely make it in pink, was worried that u see so many words dun wan to read.. but if scroll thru will at least see the pink points.. wahahaha~
Anyway... June 22 does not tells anything abt sex.. so.. not so sure if Prince William enjoys sex anot..
However... 22 June's baby: 靜思語 如果這輩子它不是你的，到了下輩子它絕對跑不掉的。 (If it's not yours to keep in this lifetime, it'll definitely be yours in the next) Erm.. Maybe u can wait till ur next life then? Cos.. obviously this life u two don't belongs together =p"

ME: "Wah, that is sooo encouraging, can't wait to die.."

JASLIN: "U are (gonna be) a vampire.. remember?? So... hmmmmm..."

ME: "No I quitted, remember??
Actually hor, If I'm a vampy also not bad.
I'll go bite Beckham, Prince William and Jay Chou.. Maybe if I get tired of them I'll go for... eh.. long list leh.. Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher.. blah and blah.. and Harry Potter (forgot his real name).. Muahahahaha!!!
Lastly, I'll bite Ronaldo and Van Nisterooy and then throw them into your bedroom.."

JASLIN: "Its okie... by that time.. I would had died or killed myself (b4 u could bite me too)... u can leave that two (Ronaldo & Van Nisterooy) to rot in my room... wahahaha~~~
And also.. if I was so unfortunate to be biten by u... then, i will send that two to the little town I was saying the other.. The police are trained in killing vampires!!! lalalalalala~~~"

ME: "Just thinking about it can be very funny liao leh..
Imagine what happens if I succeed in becoming a vampy, I think Jaslin will die laughing lor, or either train herself to be a slayer so she can kill/murder me, something which she cannot do in real life."

JASLIN: "Erm.. I will be Ghost Busters... or Ninja Turtles?? How about Power Rangers?? They all are here to Save The World..
World Peace~ =)"

The above will not make any sense unless you are also kinda flipped-out, like us. Think the fever is coming back. Fantastic, and everybody is falling sick, one after another.. ..