was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ...44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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