Wednesday, August 22, 2007

lamest pick-up line

"erm.. excuse me, I think you look very familiar. Have I seen you before?"

"I don't think so.."

"then can I be friends with you?"

"I don't think so.."

"why not? Just friends, can lah"

"nah 'cos my husband might slaughter you"

"Wah, so fierce ah? Then it's ok"

(Raise eyebrow & thought) so it's alright to wallop you?!

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